ROFL!!

When I got to heaven

I was shocked, confused, bewildered asI entered Heaven's door, not by the beauty of it all, nor the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp-- the theives, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics and the trash.
There stood the kid from seventh grade who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor who never said anything nice.
Herb, who I alwasys thought was rotting away in hell, why he was sitting pretty on cloud nine, looking incredibly well.
I nudged Jesus "what's the deal, I would love to hear Your take on how'd all theses sinners get up here, God must've made a mistake. And why is everyone so quiet, so somber please give me a clue."
"hush child," He said, "They're all in shock.....No one thought they would be seeing you"
Judge not and Remember...Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.